i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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