that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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