There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
whose parrot is this?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
