I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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