There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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