Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize