you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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