In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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