my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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