I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You can't just leave with hair like that
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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