Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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