So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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