Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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