i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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