I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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