The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
me + whiskey = a bad person
Terrible idea I love it
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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