Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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