what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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