Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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