I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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