i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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