Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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