why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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