He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
