everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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