I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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