Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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