i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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