omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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