Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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