So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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