guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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