This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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