Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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