guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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