I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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