exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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