She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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