Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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