Dual....:-)
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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