i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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