We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
we should paint friendship bongs
try to milk me bitch
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