Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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