YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
