Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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