New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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