Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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