This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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