Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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