i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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