I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Never joke about your clitoris.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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