Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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