Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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