I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Randomize
