I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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