i don't like sucking hair
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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